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Windows 95 Tips

A site about making edits to Windows 95 help messages. Usually contain surreal or disturbing phrases such as “There is nowhere you can run.” Parodied in Windows 93 and on some YouTube videos. Here’s the link:
Windows95tips.com
Windows 95 Tips has some weird, but very cool ideas on it.
by Kopper0625 December 29, 2019
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Linus cunt tips

Suck my dick you fucking bitch

“I will leave”

“No you won’t bitch you have done this multiple times

“Fuck you Linus cunt tips “
by Linus cunt tips May 11, 2021
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a little tipped

Maggot E: “What the fuck is with this shit waiter”
Mystery slut 2: “Dude, a little tipped”
by trashtalkasias March 26, 2022
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one-sip tipsy

When you take one sip of alcohol and suddenly feel tipsy
Friend #1: Man did you see Stacia, she had one sip and started doing cartwheels while singing karaoke.
Friend #2: Yeah dude, she’s one-sip tipsy.
by mmmmmmmmuh October 3, 2022
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Rippin The Tipper

A man in the shower that’s scrubs the tip of his penis with soap and a scrunchy.
Awe man that guys kind of walking weird, you think he’s been Rippin The Tipper?
by Hp loveshaft April 26, 2023
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no tax on tips

No one: ....
Mr. Trump: NO TAX ON TIPS !
by cutiesmolbean July 20, 2024
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jiddler's tipple

When infantry men wank each other of in a field.
When you're in 14th century infantry, and you get home from a sortie, and your woman says... "Where's you been Artur?"
"As been fightin wit William"
"Course you have, I can see he's given you a jiddler's tipple, the dirty bastard"
by benjibw September 11, 2023
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