farmer syndrome

human seeding -the need of the male (subliminally or not) to 'plant a seed', and raise up a nice crop of humans. woman, in this scenario, would be represented by the earth (not too shabby!)

though he didn't know it...john had the farmer syndrome

by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

TARDIS Syndrome

Where you think it's one day, but in actual fact it's another.

Named after the Time Machine "The TARDIS" which is used by
Doctor Who.

Dave leaps out of bed at 7am, grabs a bite and heads off to work, only to realise later that it's Saturday and he could have slept in.

"What happened to you?" asks his confused Wife upon his return.

"Just a little TARDIS Syndrome" I think" He replies.

by Wolfie Rankin August 4, 2012

Eubank Syndrome

Everything you own is better than everyone else's in the world. From as big as a house to as little as a toothbrush, if you have Eubank syndrome, everything you have is better than everyone else's no matter what.

Jimmy: "Yo I bought this new 2020 Lamborghini and it is so sexy"
A person with Eubank Syndrome: " Bro that car is so shit, I have an 1876 truck that is cleaner than that POS"

by jjjjjjaaaammmmeeesss March 9, 2020

Dragon syndrome

Collecting a lot of books/movies/funny pictures or other resources that you never plan to use/view/open again.

Typically people with dragon syndrome have thousands of ebooks on their drives which they never intend to read. It may make them feel superior.

A: Oh man, could you borrow me your external HDD? I need to move some very important files.
B: Sorry man, my drive is totally full. I have there all those movies...
A: But you have seen those already, it's not like you are going to watch them ever again!
B: Yeah but I need them!
A: Clearly you have a dragon syndrome.

by visgean January 7, 2015

Draco Syndrome

A disease when your obsession is to strong. There is no cure for this concreting Draco is too hot to function.

“I have Draco syndrome”
“You have what?”
“it’s a disease”
“and i can’t get over it”

by VictoriaMalfoy January 19, 2021

FBF syndrome

More commonly known as Frozen Bitch Face syndrome. This is where a girl always has a frosty bitchy face whatever the mood she is in.

Her face never changes. That's because she has FBF syndrome.

by a_fool July 5, 2019

Leo syndrome

Where your penis becomes the size of an atom and makes you sexually attracted to fat naked men. During Leo syndrome you pass through 72 stages each becoming progressively worse. Throughout these stages a few of the symptoms are your bones will melt, you will gain a massive cheese helmet, you will be covered in acne head to toe and you will become a retard on the level of Amy burleigh. This disastrous syndrome is un-cureable and will result in a lonely and very sad life.

Kristy: heyyy Leo, oh wait shit u have Leo syndrome ARGHHH
Leo:*cries and becomes retarded*

by Janice is fit April 21, 2019