Jordan The Ninja

Dastardly handsome, very talented individual who takes on tons more than meets the eye. A person who is very skilled at a great many things which most abilities are unknown. Although the skill level is very high, this often blinds the individual to certain cues. Deep down, there is a longing to be known for who he truly is. A silent scream to be heard as a person.

At first I didn’t buy into Jordan The Ninja being a real ninja. But alas, I have discovered that you can never really know him unless you know him not. He really is Jordan The Ninja

by JordanTheNinja November 23, 2021

Nintendo Ninjas

Employees in black suits who drive large black suburbans hired by Nintendo to investigate game leaks, leakers, hackers, illegal game rom sites, and those who download those roms

Plainrock124 was caught by the Nintendo Ninjas.

by NiggasInPans May 6, 2024

Ninja of Darkness

A master hacker who often bends space and time just because he is bored. He is able to summon his thirty-four black belts at will from anywhere in the universe, doing so by slipping them through wormholes from his hacker yacht at his hacker island. He is a little bit lumpy at times, but that is only a side-effect of his undigested metal pipes that he slips down his throat while hacking to keep him focused.

"Did the Ninja of Darkness totally just slurp down a metal pipe in front of the Moderators?"
"The Ninja of Darkness totally just gulped Andrew's 2DS in front of the Moderators."
"I think the Ninja of Darkness totally just licked a salty moai to oblivion in front of the Moderators."
"The Ninja of Darkness totally just swallowed a roomba whole in front of the Moderators."

by zimbabwezaibatsu April 25, 2023

Ninja

A big nosed skinny kid that earns millions just from streaming fortnite. He should thank fortnite for saving his life, cuz otherwise his scrawny self wouldnt have anywhere else to go in life if it wasnt for the fortnite game. He thinks hes the best and gets salty and assumes the person who killed him is stream sniping.

I was playing Fortnite yesterday and I killed someone, fair and square. I was surprised when I found out if was ninja that I killed. A few days later, I got banned for stream sniping.

by notastreamsniper February 22, 2019

snapchat ninja

a guy/girl that only talks to you on snap, but doesnt have the balls to talk to you in real life.

girl 1: how come ethan only texts me on snap? but doesn't talk to me in the hallways
girl 2:that nigga a snapchat ninja

by weeweeweapon December 21, 2018

ninja turtle

when someone opens up to their fear or tells a deep story about themselves, but is interrupted by someone who says something unnecessary or asks some nonsense. the phenomenon is called beeing "ninja turtled"

"I told my deepest fears but was interrupted by an ninja turtle"

by Merihaka July 29, 2021

Ninja

A twitch streamer who plays fornite very good.

Kid: Mom im playing with Ninja
Ninja: (* laughs* )

by elcúbicocubícocubicó September 22, 2018