haitian pig

A human garbage disposal that will eagerly eat any and all of the cheap, degrading snacks that a school administration places in the breakroom as a show of appreciation for its teachers. Thomas' Pre-sliced bagels? Gone. Grahm crackers with betty Crocker whip? Gone. Store brand tortilla chips? Decimated by 3rd period.

Teacher A- "Hey someone ate all the donuts in the breakroom already, what the fuck?"
Teacher B- "Drats! The Haitian Pig strikes again"

by throwawayname December 17, 2022

Poppa Pig

A dish consisting of popcorn and any type of pork (ham, bacon, sausage, porkchop, etc.)

I got super stoned and used leftover honey baked ham to make some poppa pig.

by twfitcwh December 29, 2022

Mega Fart Pig Monkey

Used to describe an obese black nigger that farts often and reeks of shit.

1. I haven’t showered in a month.

2. You should clean yourself and lose some weight you mega fart pig monkey!

1. Why must you hurt my feelings? 🥺

2. Because you’re A BLACK OBESE NIGGER FAGGOT YOU MEGA FART PIG MONKEY

by MushaPickleJuice December 29, 2022

Pig Out

When a girl has you snort while eating her how

GIrl: I want you to pig out on me tonight ;)
Boy: Bet, should I bring the slop or do you have some?

by GFLmr January 12, 2023

Pig

One of the smartest animals alive. Pigs are incredible animals and they should always be treated with kindness. Apart from that pigs are adorable.

'Wow, pigs are so cute'

by exitingment November 13, 2018

picking a pig amongst the cows

Picking the most attractive person from a group of munters

Tom: are there any hotties?
Gary: it's like picking a pig amongst the cows

by fizzleg July 12, 2017

shiggy pig

Shiggy pig is the name of my guiney pig, remember this and cherish the knowledge forever

Shiggy pig kill the blacks

by Circle jerk of insta accounts April 18, 2018