Windows 95 Tips

A site about making edits to Windows 95 help messages. Usually contain surreal or disturbing phrases such as “There is nowhere you can run.” Parodied in Windows 93 and on some YouTube videos. Here’s the link:
Windows95tips.com

Windows 95 Tips has some weird, but very cool ideas on it.

by Kopper0625 December 29, 2019

Linus cunt tips

An asshole on discord

“Suck my dick you fucking bitch”

“I will leave”

“No you won’t bitch you have done this multiple times”

“Fuck you Linus cunt tips “

by Linus cunt tips May 11, 2021

a little tipped

Opposite of Hollywood/Star/Famous.

Maggot E: “What the fuck is with this shit waiter”
Mystery slut 2: “Dude, a little tipped”

by trashtalkasias March 26, 2022

one-sip tipsy

When you take one sip of alcohol and suddenly feel tipsy

Friend #1: Man did you see Stacia, she had one sip and started doing cartwheels while singing karaoke.
Friend #2: Yeah dude, she’s one-sip tipsy.

by mmmmmmmmuh October 3, 2022

Rippin The Tipper

A man in the shower that’s scrubs the tip of his penis with soap and a scrunchy.

Awe man that guys kind of walking weird, you think he’s been Rippin The Tipper?

by Hp loveshaft April 26, 2023

jiddler's tipple

When infantry men wank each other of in a field.

When you're in 14th century infantry, and you get home from a sortie, and your woman says... "Where's you been Artur?"
"As been fightin wit William"
"Course you have, I can see he's given you a jiddler's tipple, the dirty bastard"

by benjibw September 11, 2023

dingle dongle dingle dangle tippy ta tippy too tippy tappy too ta

a really goofy ass way of saying dick, most noticeably said in a british accent

“yo bruv he literally took his entire dingle dongle dingle dangle tippy ta tippy too tippy tappy too ta out and we fucked it was crazy”

by bababooeyman69 October 29, 2023