Today I came out as Super Straight to my friends, thankfully they were all openly accepting of my sexuality.
by Truly Equal To All March 6, 2021
Get the Super Straightmug. Super straight is a sexuality in the LGBQ, people who are super straight have a piss kink and are transphobic, leaving the T out of LGBTQ. A shorter version of this wank sexuality is ‘ss’. Their flag is a mix of the colours of ph and two s’s, so I don’t know why they want us to take them seriously.
by user846364836364 March 7, 2021
Get the Super Straightmug. I saw a super tow truck towing another one. The two of them combined equaled the length of a big rig.
by Bungalow Bill October 19, 2001
Get the super tow truckmug. The hatred of the anti-trans "super straight" people. SS people are just straight people but with an outlined dislike of trans people.
Basically the only acceptable phobia when it comes to sexuality.
(Why?) Because super-straight is made up, and a joke anyways despite some radical right wings making it a serious way to be transphobic.
Basically the only acceptable phobia when it comes to sexuality.
(Why?) Because super-straight is made up, and a joke anyways despite some radical right wings making it a serious way to be transphobic.
(semi-joking)
super-straight: My sexuality is pornhub!! Ah hah! I dislike trans people, too. I'd never date them.
Super straight phobic person: Wow that's virgin behavior, learn to accept others. You don't gotta fvck them if you don't want to, so why be so mad?
super-straight: I'm just trying to compensate for my non existent sex life and use meme humor to disguise my gross opinions
SSphobic person: Well, I was bisexual but if you're super straight, then I'm super bisexual now. I'd never date a super straight person. Theyre gross and immature. I'll only date bisexuals from here on out.
ss(showing their true colors): Good! breed 'em out! we dont want 'em, so you take 'em all! yeeeeeehawww!! *spits dip on floor* anyway, off to fyck my cousin! (over-exaggeration, obviously. This is only for the ones who take this dumb sht seriously)
super-straight: My sexuality is pornhub!! Ah hah! I dislike trans people, too. I'd never date them.
Super straight phobic person: Wow that's virgin behavior, learn to accept others. You don't gotta fvck them if you don't want to, so why be so mad?
super-straight: I'm just trying to compensate for my non existent sex life and use meme humor to disguise my gross opinions
SSphobic person: Well, I was bisexual but if you're super straight, then I'm super bisexual now. I'd never date a super straight person. Theyre gross and immature. I'll only date bisexuals from here on out.
ss(showing their true colors): Good! breed 'em out! we dont want 'em, so you take 'em all! yeeeeeehawww!! *spits dip on floor* anyway, off to fyck my cousin! (over-exaggeration, obviously. This is only for the ones who take this dumb sht seriously)
by ANormalHumanWhoIsntStupid March 11, 2021
Get the Super Straight Phobicmug. A Super team slag is someone who plays as the best football team in video games all the time. It has come about mainly due to pro evolution soccer 4 on xbox live, where all the schlaaagggggssss always go Real Madrid, Inter etc. They often know very little about football and variety is never on their mind. Shhhlllaaaaaaaaags are being rejected by modern society however. A wonderful counter-attack has been invented by the infamous SteveUK007 (who is a super spam slag but thats another story). Basically you pick the same side as the slag and the same kit. As a result the game will be practically unplayable and the slag will leave crying to his mummy.
by JackBauer87 October 15, 2005
Get the Super team slagmug. If you have super rainbow powers you can do anything from shooting lasers out of your eyes to making your farts smell like bananas!
by Abby? February 25, 2011
Get the Super Rainbow Powersmug. Super Raptor Jesus is the most Common God in the Religion of "Gameing" its the same thing as jesus but hes a Raptor and has the powers of Superman
by Super Raptor Priest October 17, 2009
Get the Super Raptor Jesusmug.