Sock Roulette

When you and your friends circle-jerk into a sock, and then give it to a friend to be used as a condom with his girlfriend, giving a random chance for one of the men's sperm samples to become a baby.

Kevin: Bro there's no way Nick got a girlfriend, lets Sock Roulette his ass.
The boys: ( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)

by killermachime15 March 30, 2023

knitted sock

Lamest Christmas gift one can give to another. Not even a pair, just one knitted sock!

What's that? A knitted sock. hahaha! look what I got! A Monster Jam Official Mega Grave Digger!! no, I don't wanna play with your knitted sock!

by Esa4 September 14, 2019

Sock juice

Something that smells, tastes, and feels like shit

Guy 1:Bro ur cooking is sock juice
Guy 2:Wtf are u talking about

by nigerianmonkey69 May 17, 2025

Slut socks

Slut socks - also known as hooters socks worn by

Women who work at hooters restaurants....

Slouch socks that were popular in the 1980s - 1990s and come in all sorts of colors .... especially neon to basic plain white.

The hooters uniform is typically an white cropped tank top,

Orange shorts with a white trim , loose baggy socks and all white tennis shoes.

They make great gifts if you interested look up the website

For Luxury Divas Fashion they sell them !

They kinda look like leg warms and can be worn scrunched down or pulled all the way up ... they also go by the name scrunchie socks

Debbie , Brittney ,Kayla & Jenna all wear slut socks in the fall & winter To both keep warm & draw attention themselves

by Blu_leef July 20, 2025

Purple Sock Mutt

A commonly known dirty or "skanky" woman who takes immense pleasure in anal penetration.

Well that's our town's nastiest purple sock mutt!

by Brewha December 31, 2009

Rock em sock em

When you pour a gallon of lube in your partners anus then repeatedly use both fists to stretch it out

My partner said my head wasn’t big enough so we tried the ole rock em sock em

by Caulknballs November 25, 2024

That wets my socks

Used to express exasperation at something. Because everyone hates getting their socks wet.

"Your dog peed on your shoes again."

"Well, that wets my socks."

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 11, 2023