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a potato cabbage

a potato cabbage is a person who is attracted to a panda that enjoys growing crops. if he, the potato cabbage, was to fuck the panda he would be known as a sausage hustler. people across the globe are known for feeding pandas with a potato cabbage.
"aw yeah mate, i AM a potato cabbage, but man those pandas look sexy!"
by ThePoopyNanUnderYourBikini November 5, 2017
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banish the potato

It means when you have to banish you french fries to the trash
oh no!!! i need to banish the potato!!
by smackmommy May 10, 2018
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Eating Mashed Potatoes

Clean way of saying "masturbating and watching porn." The tense of "eating" can change depending on context.
Since I wasn't invited to any parties Friday night, I ended up staying home eating mashed potatoes.
by Licensed_Nerd January 12, 2022
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bakes my sweet potato

Satisfactory, satisfying, delightful, appropriate, correct.
1. That girl LaWanda? Bakes-my-sweet-POTATO, bro!

2. Okay people, the Aussie Dollars are in the Nugan Hand account and the fallguys are none the factin' wiser. That bakes my sweet potato. Time to disappear. Get your respesctive "mysterious puffs of smoke" on and I'll see those of you who haven't died or been squashed, in Afghanistan, in 40 years or so. Thanks.
by Guru Voodoo October 16, 2010
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Well fuck me with a sack o' potatoes

A phrase used when feeling both annoyed and upset.
Person 1: This guy is targeting me specifically.
Person 2: Leave the game then.
Person 1: Well fuck me with a sack o' potatoes.
by Astertious June 8, 2024
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Potato

Something ten times better than a fudging tomato
Why would I have a tomato when there are Potato's around!
by Abu Dreit June 24, 2025
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Potato Salad Male

An idividual above a yogurt male in the hierarchy of men. Just like yogurt males, potato salad males enjoy the simpler things in life, however the difference is that potato salad is more superior than yogurt making potato salad men above all men. They are well respected individuals with amazing humour.
Wow, that guy is so chill... he must be a potato salad male, so handsome.
by Potato salad enjoyer May 26, 2022
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