Pig-squeal

A modern metal vocal technique that can be achieved by inhaling or exhaling. (Don’t use inhales.)
Pig-squeal - breeeeeeeeee
by DASII February 05, 2018
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Pretty-Pig-Apologists

Partisans who defend their candidate or elected official with phrases like "the lesser of two evils" and criticizing those who argue for a truly representative government as Puritopians or partisans of an opposition party. Puritopians supersede the term emo-progs for Progressives or left wing Democrats. "Pretty-Pig-Apologists" could also be Republicans who support the Tea Party.

"Pretty-Pig-Apologists" assume a superior attitude and write or voice condescending remarks to those want a better government.

Pretty-Pig-Apologists are partisans not patriots.
The "Pretty-Pig-Apologists" counter any criticism of their candidate or elected official by asserting that a better politician is unelectable.

The apologist can be Republican or Democrat. Democrats use term (formally emo-prog) to describe Progressives just as Republicans could use it for members of the Tea Party.

"While not voting as a Puritopian is like partying while the ship sinks."

"You need to address your Puritopian Plan to bring about progressive change."

"Yes, (Obama) could easily be replaced by _______ _________.
Please fill in the blank, you know, with a more liberal candidate who could realistically be elected this country.
Otherwise, what the respected Member says is just pure demagoguery in lieu of realistic solutions."
by ContrarianPolitics August 22, 2013
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Pig Drainer

When a girl is so into a guy she cuts herself and bleeds on him while he jacks off
"Yo I heard John got a Pig Drainer"

"That's crazy man"
by dixoncider 17288 December 24, 2024
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Garden Pig

a childish term for a wood-louse
"Mummy mummy, look at that garden pig!"
by the Jazz man July 13, 2009
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Pigged Up Oinker

Where the unlucky receipient feels the full wrath of the oink. As the ignorance increases exponentially, the oink is in full force and the human begins to mutate into a pig with the trotters showing their true form. At this point, the pig is trotterless.
Jake was in receipt of the pigged up oinker from Steven. The inevitable pig transformation caused Stevens trotters to appear in full force.
by Uncle Pecter January 15, 2019
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haitian pig

A human garbage disposal that will eagerly eat any and all of the cheap, degrading snacks that a school administration places in the breakroom as a show of appreciation for its teachers. Thomas' Pre-sliced bagels? Gone. Grahm crackers with betty Crocker whip? Gone. Store brand tortilla chips? Decimated by 3rd period.
Teacher A- "Hey someone ate all the donuts in the breakroom already, what the fuck?"
Teacher B- "Drats! The Haitian Pig strikes again"
by throwawayname December 17, 2022
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Guinea Pig in a Blanket

A woman who is used by virgins and sexually inexperienced males in order to learn how to satisfy another woman.
Prom is next week, and I don't know if my blow-up doll serves as an adequate Guinea Pig in a Blanket.
by Arnie Grape June 20, 2021
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