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man stain

a stain resulting from sporadic uncontrolled ejacultion in a cheap hotel room
Damn dude, that man stain I left at motel 6 is gonna leave me without my security deposit.
by frenchphish May 4, 2005
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man....aise

a term for the thick creamy substance excreted from a mans penis after sexual activity, commonly refered to ass jizz, semen, nut, cum, or sperm
that dude sure has lots of man...aise
by jim May 6, 2005
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man antler

A penis consisting of 7 inches or more, anything less is not applicable to the term.
Holy shit! Check out Antonio's man antler! That has to be bigger than 7 inches!
by Blue Cali March 5, 2008
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Ballsack Man

A noun that can be used to answer any question asking for the name of a person. Usually in an attempt to tell that person to mind their own business.
"Who's on the phone?"

"It's Ballsack Man."
by Apple Bob March 26, 2008
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excalibur man

A man boy who tells outrageous stories about 6 foot speakers blowing off girls clothes. An Excalibur Man will also tell any over exaggerated story possible.

Most likely to meet while Disc Golfing.

Origin of name - He was named after a disc was thrown (while disc golfing) and got stuck in the grass similar to Excalibur's sword in the stone.
Excalibur Man: "Hey guys! I love drinking tilt because when the cops look at you they think you are drinking an energy drink, but it really has alcohol in it"

Excalibur Man: "I once met this girl who's really hot at a strip club. We brought her home and set up 6 foot speakers around her and she was looking really hot. I turned up the volume all the way and all of her clothes blew off. It was Amazing!"
by showcase June 19, 2008
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simple man

Guy who hangs around with chics all day and in the end acts like he doesn't have friends.
Dude1: Bro, how's your social life?
Dude2: No friends man! Simple man..
Dude1: 😏
by Kwazy_Cupcake November 6, 2019
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man thot

A guy who may or may not accidentally wear a shirt to p.e. that is too small.
Tries to hide it but isnt successful
Guy to friend: I accidentally took my brothers shirt for class and its too small
Friend: omg your a man thot
by Welcome_back_SNACKS! February 22, 2019
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