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Josh Brooks

A gay paedophile currymuncher who has a miniscule penis and likes sucking off men for a fiver, he also has a little thing for his neighbour barbara who will most likely die in a couple years, she also has a rash on her large baffoon looking breasts. A josh also acts a bit big for his height thinking he can take down the Dilan the brick and Anthony the ("I cant breathe"). A josh also dresses their brother up for roleplay.
by Type1Nonce September 10, 2020
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Josh Jenkins

Subtle term for popper “JJ” Jungle Juice. Can be used to throw of security
Want a hit of Josh Jenkins mate?”
by Pmolly May 7, 2021
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pullin a Josh

When a person is indecisive about doing anything. They change their mind constantly about everything, yet each time think they know exactly what they want. An even worse case is when they spend money on an object they want, no longer like it, sell the object, then realize they liked it after all and purchase it again.
Jamie: "I think I'm gonna sell my headphones I just got and buy another pair. This pair is definitely the best kind and what I want."

Jason: "Looks like you're pullin a Josh."

Jamie: "NO! These are definitely what I want now."
by Smart one 67 August 9, 2012
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josh

hey holly

hey josh
wanna go out

sure josh
by thisbiritishbiotch May 8, 2022
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Josh

A man that hasn't changed their glasses for years, like 5 plus years of the same prescriptions and frames. Even when pressured by others to get his eyes checked out and to get new glasses, he still will wear the same pair for years to come. Also may lack certain situational skills like swimming, or driving.
He's just like a josh
He's being a real josh right now
by Bigbongos October 18, 2022
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Josh

Oh that kids likes dick probably a JOSH
by Yungnboy October 11, 2019
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Josh

Josh is the richest guy alive.
A man who is named Josh and who is also rich as fuck
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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