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i'd rather jack off to pasta.

Express disapproval or malcontent for a proposed idea.
"Dude,you want to go to Ohio?"
"Man, I'd rather jack off to pasta."
by Pooh Bear Busta Nut May 15, 2008
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jack in the box

A fine fast food restaurant with a large variety of burgers, unique fries, as well as many other unique edibles. They don't make it til you order it.
by Wild Bill August 3, 2003
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jack apple

Jack apple was the term used by British sailors in the 1800s for the apples that were kept on the ship that were kept fresh by floating in a barrel of rum. The sailors would eat the apples, and if they ate more than one a day, they would become "jack appled." As it moved onto modern times, a jack apple became slang for a dottering fool.
"You're such a jack apple!"
by ed molloy October 9, 2004
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jack my hog

a.) Street slang for stealing parts off a Harley-Davidson motorcycle, or stealing the entire bike. (HOG = Harley Owner's Group)
b.) Sexual slang for masturbating a female, usually by hand.Just why the female gentitaila is referred to as "hog" is not known. Maybe because it is much like a hog; a hog (animal) will eat anything and a vagina will fuck anything.
c.) Perverted term for masturbating a pig of which you are the owner thereof.
"Hey, nobody had better jack my hog while I'm in here," said the biker to the doorman.

Bobby can jack my hog anytime, because I've never came so much.

As Sam brushed his hand over Susan's wet pussy, Susan exclaimed for Sam to, " Jack my hog baby!"

Judy was arrested because she was caught jack'n my hog off in the barn.
by Renown February 25, 2008
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Jackaroo

That jackaroo is a heap of fucking shit
by Atalalakaka September 30, 2015
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Cheeto Jack

Synonym for "Steal"

But a Cheeto Jacking can only happen when the item being stolen is done in a quick and hilarious fashion.
Hunter: That guy just rolled by on his moped and snatched my PSP out of my hand!

Scotty: Dude! You just got cheeto jacked!
by Scotty Ranger August 4, 2008
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Surrey Jack

Gangster wannabes who vape, and smoke weed. Mostly Indian although some are Vietnamese or Arab. They always wear black air forces and likes to post themselves holding 100 dollar bills. Found anywhere in surrey. Although less prevalent in South Surrey and Cloverdale.
Hey wanna pullup to nss?

Ah watch out for surrey jacks
by Fuck fake people February 19, 2022
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