Hard Bone

A boner touching another boner.

omg my dad and my brother are doing a real nice hard bone

by fenchen March 21, 2018

hard knock life

When one is expecting reward, only to receive punishment.

Instead of treated, we get tricked
Instead of kisses, we get kicked

Me: Hey Mom, I took out the trash.
Mom: Oh good, now you can go dig for the recipe you just threw out.

Me: What hard knock life.

Me: Hey game developer, I found this crazy duplication exploit. As proof of concept, I duplicated a few items.
Developer: Market saturation! Permaban!
Me: Reporting bugs in this game is a hard knock life.

by Masogir November 5, 2019

playing hard to hit

When a girl acts like she doesn’t want to have sex to make a guy try harder than normal.

Similar to ‘playing hard to get’ purely sexual.

Chris: Dude, Shelly wants me so bad.

Brian: Oh man, I been had that. She loves playing hard to hit.

by Deuce Grams March 16, 2022

Hard

When you see some boobies or a hot girl you jerk off to her!

Dang her boobs got me hard!

by Yoboikyle June 29, 2019

Hard-Timing

Prison term that describes an inmate that concerns themself with things that are out of their control; making their prison sentence alot harder than it is

Chris: Mike is always worried about shit that he can't control.

Alex: Yea, Mike is always "hard-timing."

by Pharmacyboy101 December 14, 2023

hard working ho

workin real hard . for hoing

he a hard working ho

by thebaddesttt March 24, 2021

My dick is really hard

1. Explanation :
"My dick is really hard" is a word or phrase commonly used or exclaimed by one when, in fact, they're Bald-headed giggle stick is really hard.

Example use case :
Friend one : Woah! Shes hot!
Hard guy : My dick is really hard

Second example use case :
Friend one : Woah! your purple-headed yogurt slinger looks hard!
Hard guy : Yea, My dick is really hard

Yea, i guess My dick is really hard

by WeestDoesDrugs April 22, 2024