international horse day

april 26 is international horse day

Omg it’s April 26! It’s international Horse day!!

by horsegirl10222222222 April 26, 2022

Gutter-horse

When someone lies and you can tell so you call them out.

Person 1: Yo check it out I just won the lottery.
Person 2: Shut your gutter-horse you incompetent fool.

by Memelord420dabdab June 5, 2022

Jolly Horse

When you stick your dick in a girls butthole and start spinning it in a rotating motion to make it wider

I gave my girlfriend a Jolly Horse

For christmas I gifted my son a Jolly Horse

by m3rkv3l0c1ty July 17, 2022

Chonkey Horse

A misidentified cow

*pointing at a cow* Look at that chonkey horse

by kempykemp August 6, 2022

swollen horse cock Kaleb

A mighty hood nigga hailing from O block, his cock is as wide as Andre the Giants fist, and as long as an albino African tree python, his massive mushroom tip leaks a viscous fluid at a constant pace.

There are rumors that swollen horse cock kaleb is attempting to capture the whole of Solstheim, and remove the Imperial fort on the island

by Criminal47 August 11, 2022

Spaniard horse peacock

the spaniard horse peacock or SPC for short is the alpha bird in the world even with there Existence dropping rapidly. The SPC has a wingspan of 60 average white male cocks. And has a ass so thicc u could slice off every piece of fat off on every living organism on this planet off and still the sheer girth would still out weigh and out size the five footed friend. That’s not mentioning his penis size though that’s to long to get into.

Hey is was walking down the street and got wiped by this long girthy thing, I think it was the spaniard horse peacock.

by Gaveutheanwser August 13, 2022

autismo horse lover

a word commonly associated with horse lovers and estrogen, math thew chan

"Hey autismo horse lover!"
math yew chan : "That isn't my name hi I am matthew chan i like horses and men funny haha dogs are attractive"

by buzzy buzzwole lover August 14, 2022