It's when I diarrhea in your mouth and you projectile throw up like a dragon spitting fire. Dragon onsie is optional.
by muddydragon June 14, 2025
Get the Muddy Dragonmug. 
Two bad ass boatloads of the most awesome mini season lobster catchers of all time in the FL Keys. Actually, the entire universe.
Googan 1: Hey bro, what’s the deal with those two boats anchoring over there with everybody splashing in?
Googan 2: Dude, we’re screwed. That’s Cougar & Dragon. All the lobsters will be gone in 45 minutes.
Googan 3: Hey bro, why are those two boats headed home at 9:05 AM.
Googan 4: Dude, that’s Cougar & Dragon. They probably already limited out and will be playing a Queen song in 20 minutes.
Googan 2: Dude, we’re screwed. That’s Cougar & Dragon. All the lobsters will be gone in 45 minutes.
Googan 3: Hey bro, why are those two boats headed home at 9:05 AM.
Googan 4: Dude, that’s Cougar & Dragon. They probably already limited out and will be playing a Queen song in 20 minutes.
by Shredder P July 29, 2022
Get the Cougar & Dragonmug. When you crush up an extremely hot chip and ram rods the crumbs down your urethra. The only way to get relief is to cum it out like a shotgun.
Bro did you hear about your friend? He did the dragons breath in his girl and ended up in the hospital.
by Chinesebatsoup December 16, 2024
Get the Dragons breathmug. A being that specializes in draggin ass at work.
Every workplace with shared community workload will have a dragon emerge.
It’s universal physics.
The spirit of the ass dragon can also multiply and clone itself like a cancer, spreading to other co-workers resulting in a rival second or third dragon emerging, due to the frustration of carrying the workload of the alpha dragon.
Every workplace with shared community workload will have a dragon emerge.
It’s universal physics.
The spirit of the ass dragon can also multiply and clone itself like a cancer, spreading to other co-workers resulting in a rival second or third dragon emerging, due to the frustration of carrying the workload of the alpha dragon.
Man, that bitch is such an ass dragon.
She’s draggin ass so hard this morning that sparks are flying.
She’s draggin ass so hard this morning that sparks are flying.
by Majestic Minnow May 27, 2022
Get the Ass Dragonmug. When a male and menstruating female have finished engaging in intercourse, the male then pulls his erect penis still covered in blood to the side and then proceeds to slap the females’ cheek, leaving the mark in the shape of what appears to look like a dragon.
by NoneYoBiz789 September 19, 2022
Get the Red dragonmug. by Kuals February 19, 2022
Get the Exoticus dragonmug.