swamp donkey

a nasty, ketamine addled, white, dreadlocked, trustafarian, uppermiddle class, fool who can be found lying in his or her own sick at free partys all over the uk.

also known in bristol as "swampers"

look at that dirty swamp donkey hes shat himself..

by big skeng October 14, 2011

Gravel Donkey

A really ugly woman, one who has a head and face like a donkey that's been dragged along gravel

That chick that Dougy picked up last night was a real gravel donkey.

by Markfcpt December 19, 2011

argentine donkey

A term from the Royal Marines meaning Corned Beef.

What's in that sandwich? Not bloody argentine donkey again?!?

by onlyz October 26, 2013

he donkey

Another word for bull dyke

"That he donkey kicked the shit out of that entire biker gang"

by XxxwilliamsxxX March 12, 2014

phat donkey

A girl with a big phat ass, that you can't resist staring at it whenever shes around you.

Hey bro check out that girl over there with the phat donkey, I wanna saddle up and ride!

by GhostWritter May 18, 2014

Swamp donkey

a swift footed swamp ass slut that sleeps with every hairy, dick, and sometimes cool cats known as toms, and some may rock a mushroom top

"So i tell the swamp donkey to sock it before i give her a trunk in the treys' mans' entrance and have her lick me apples". On a Euro trip

by Ana.L November 13, 2014

Swamp Donkey

A very ugly, usually fat guy who hangs around in bars and clubs waiting to sexually assault females who are too drunk to defend themselves

derrick is a swamp donkey!

by hermanator1234 January 29, 2015