by Jimmy James May 10, 2004
Get the super karate monkey death carmug. A kit to commit suicide by Dr. Philip Nitschke, a.k.a Dr. Death.
According to Dr. Death, an Australian who founded the organization Exit International, there is a potential problem for practitioners of suicide: they might not get an effective dose when they buy drugs to kill themselves. In a recent interview, Death manifested his hopes that his new kit will help people make “end-of-life choices,” without the anxiety naturally felt by those contemplating suicide.
According to Dr. Death, an Australian who founded the organization Exit International, there is a potential problem for practitioners of suicide: they might not get an effective dose when they buy drugs to kill themselves. In a recent interview, Death manifested his hopes that his new kit will help people make “end-of-life choices,” without the anxiety naturally felt by those contemplating suicide.
X: "Scary stuff man!!! You know?... they sell a suicide kit invented by a guy known as Dr. Death."
Y:"C´mon man that has to be B.S".
X: "No man, no bull... this morning I talked on the phone with an ex-lover who lives in London, and she told me that she had Dr. Death´s Suicide Kit by her bed for year and a half, but her best friend asked for it and she gave him the kit."
Y: "And?"
X: "The poor bastard used the kit."
Y: "So... is he dead?"
X: "Yeah man, thanks to Death."
Y:"C´mon man that has to be B.S".
X: "No man, no bull... this morning I talked on the phone with an ex-lover who lives in London, and she told me that she had Dr. Death´s Suicide Kit by her bed for year and a half, but her best friend asked for it and she gave him the kit."
Y: "And?"
X: "The poor bastard used the kit."
Y: "So... is he dead?"
X: "Yeah man, thanks to Death."
by rperazag June 19, 2010
Get the Dr. Death´s Suicide Kitmug. Something you say when you're feeling suicidal, but you don't want the person you're talking to to be worried.
by ABitCloserToDorime July 10, 2020
Get the Hickety heck I crave the deathmug. A parody of "sudden adult death syndrome" that suggests there is no such thing as SADS, but that in fact adults are dropping dead as a result of being vaxxed.
A: Did you hear that John died of sudden adult death syndrome?
B: More like he died of sudden "I doubt" death syndrome.
B: More like he died of sudden "I doubt" death syndrome.
by The Gideon Lion June 23, 2022
Get the sudden "I doubt" death syndrommug. Most people don't really mean "Till Death Do Us Part" when they get married, they just say it because it sounds "prettier" than what they really mean.
by Rev. Johnny Cash January 20, 2009
Get the "Till Death Do Us Part"mug. Where you jab your hand up someone else's ass, but then, quickly forming your hand into a fist before it hits the anus. The resulting impact kills the person instantly. Ideal for a KO move.
Inspired by the term "anal death punch" and the band "Five Finger Death Punch" (an amalgamation of each phrase).
Inspired by the term "anal death punch" and the band "Five Finger Death Punch" (an amalgamation of each phrase).
by jedarus May 19, 2009
Get the five finger anal death punchmug. by Capt. Capacitor January 13, 2005
Get the death by 1000 rabid rat bitesmug.