Choking on a squeaky duck

When your taking a tub and and you love autoerotic asphyxiation but don’t have anything to choke yourself so you stick a rubber duck down your throat and hope you will cough it up in time before you die.

Aaron carter was just found choking on a squeaky duck

by Rubberducksareevil November 5, 2022

Suck Duck Moron

Someone that is so stupid that theybtake a shit outside, and then step in it.

What kind of a suck duck moron climb a tree to get away from a cat?

by MC Vet November 10, 2020

Jesus Duck

SlavicNickolai’s pet and prized possession

Jesus Duck is FUCKING SWAG AS SHIT

by BruhSlav May 2, 2020

Washing Ducks

Washing ducks is the sex act of pissing on a woman's tits and rubbing it in.

Washing Ducks:

That bitch is crazy, she totally let me wash her ducks.
I was totally washing Suzie's ducks when her mom walked in on us.

by Not Telling5000 October 10, 2013

duck nuck

when something is so silly and u call them a duck nuck.

Olivia: “i fell off a cliff and broke my ankles”
Matt: “you silly duck nuck”

by lowkey.ol.via November 6, 2021

onald Duck

An insane duck that's racist against the Finnish

Jeff: onald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he does not

by Samanea Saman March 28, 2023

Grey duck

Derives from the The game “Duck duck Grey duck” is a badge of honor for all Minnesota, North Dakota and western Wisconsin.

It’s called Duck duck grey duck not duck duck goose

by anonymous June 28, 2023