crack for children

Stuff that kids are addicted to

Guy 1: Hey have you heard of Fortnite
Guy 2: Yeah it’s crack for children

by Fireguy47 August 29, 2018

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Crack your Nokia

To pop one's cherry unexpectedly.

Crack your Nokia-When Fred finally cracked his Nokia we all were surprised. We thought that shit was unbreakable!

by MinxMinnie September 4, 2018

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A term reserved for when you have a bowel movement, or fart, that is so putrid that everyone the general vicinity is struck down by its face melting power.

The name is in reference to the famous scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark, in which the Ark of the Covenant is opened and all bystanders are swiftly killed by its immense power. Some even had the misfortune of having their faces melt.

While standing in the checkout line at Walmart I was overcome by the need to fart. To relieve pressure, I reluctantly started cracking the lid of the Ark. Once released, everyone in line was immediately incapacitated by its face melting power!

by Showstick September 26, 2018

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Gang Crack

Gang Crack is a nickname for the Pat Party. The Pat Party is the best Party in iElections history. Other names for the Pat Party include:

-PP
-The American Divison of the IRA
-iE Gang Weed
-KAWP (Kill All Whites Party)
-An-Sex/An-Gay Party
-ISIS Legion USA

Gang Crack is my favorite gang to vote for in iE!

by Gang Crack leader October 1, 2018

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