Kildare College

if you go to Kildare you are 10000% fat and ugly. the most feral private school in Adelaide. The fees basically make it a public school. The uniform colours look like Christmas.

I go to Kildare College!
So you are fat and ugly and gay and transgender and bisexual????

by crackedfortnitekid May 7, 2023

Waverley College

Waverley College is a private school in Sydney, I don't have much else to say but there weren't any other definitions for this school.

"Waverley College is a bit gay aye"
"Yeah a bit but they got fit guys"

by TfisApsuedonym May 18, 2023

Perth College

If you are a raging lesbian and want a horrible education with staff that would rather fuck you over than lose their own reputation this is the school for you!
You will love the principle, who will put her self image before anything else. Look out for her face on an oversized poster as you drive past pc!

Student: I go to Perth College
literally anyone: “are you gay or do you lack a personality?”

by usuckmyballs21 May 30, 2023

Newman College

Fucking shit school in Western Australia, If you are a boy, and go to this school, you are either weird, a crackhead, or your a fucking creep. If you are a girl and go to this school, you are either popular, or sexualize anything. if you are anything in between, you are automatically the target of assault.

A: Hey, do you go to Newman College?
B: Yeah?
A: Go fuck yourself

by #1 Glizzy Gobler July 22, 2023

Lurgan College

Lurgan College is an underdeveloped college with low standards, the staff are incapable of teaching and unfortunately this lead to failure for many. If you wish to study GCSEs I highly recommend St Ronan's College, a much more welcoming and aspirational school where the staff's main objective is getting the student the grades they need.

Did you pass your GCSE's? "No i attended Lurgan College sadly."

by JacobDaly123 August 25, 2023

hayling college

Shit

Girl: what school do you go to
Me: hayling college

Girl: I'm sorry

Me: yep

by Littlelorehunter September 3, 2023

Dulwich College

Dulwich College is meant to be a fine school, however there are multiple accounts of naughty boys with posh homes who think that they are him. According to reasearch, the most popular search at this school is "does mewing work".

"the Dulwich College posh twats"

by Alleyn Gyat July 12, 2024