cum fling

at the point just before ejaculation you pull your penis back and fling it upward making the cum fling.

cum flinger is one who cum flings

He was about to cum fling all over her face

cum fling by scitayus maximus February 14, 2009

Cum Cuddler

someone who cuddles another persons freshly ejaculated semen

"boy, julie-anne sure is a cum cuddler"

Cum Cuddler by Anna_Banana69 February 8, 2010

Cum Bubbler 

A gay man who likes to swirl cum around inside his mouth like a fine wine.

Faheem is a cum bubbler

Cum Bubbler by KingIsh December 15, 2010

cum freckles

When a man explosively ejaculates on someone's face leaving it speckled in freckles of semen.

To explode cum onto another person's face.

I am going to give her cum freckles when I hit climax

As Tom reached climax point he sprayed his load on Jenny's face leaving her with some new cum freckles.

cum freckles by LOLTROLL!!!111oneoneone April 13, 2011

Cum Flannel 

A crusty piece of cloth or sock used to wipe ejaculated semen from the chest of a man who has just engaged in onanism.

Or

A person lacking in intelligence, who has as much use to the human race as material used to wipe up ejaculated semen.

You absolute cum flannel.

Cum Flannel by Peachfish July 31, 2011

cum custard 

Particularly thick spunk

I needed to knock one out so desperately. It was like cum custard.

cum custard by JTsGrowler November 21, 2013

cum-fucker 

What you say when nothing works out how you want it to.

Ex. Walter tries airport sink 1. It doesn't work. Walter tries airport sink 2. It doesn't work. Walter tries airport sink 3. It works. Walter tries to get soap at airport sink 3. It doesn't work. Walter tries to get soap at airport sink 2. It doesn't work. Walter tries to get soap at airport sink 1. It doesn't work. CUM-FUCKER!!!!!

cum-fucker by kopacetic November 4, 2015