Bird Snuggles

1. When the old creeper in a crowd rubs up against you pretending it was accidental.

2. How pervs cop a feel without getting arrested.

3. Invasion of personal space by pretending it was socially acceptable.

"That pockmarked Amish looking dude just rubbed his junk against my thigh. He gave me the old bird snuggles."

"See that tight blonde over there? B**** is asking for it. I'm going to go give her some birds snuggles."

by Hillieanders May 12, 2019

Dirty bird

When fingering your sex partner insert bird finger into the anus then remove it and flick off the world as if your on top. Your shitty bird finger is now called the dirty bird.

Oh baby there goes the dirty bird.

by Jonnyappleseedsnut May 13, 2019

bird

it flys

i think i see a bird

by hecken beken May 21, 2019

This bird has flown

The first song by the ghost club( domenic dunegan) with a length time of 4:16

STREAM THIS BIRD HAS FLOWN BY THE GHOST CLUB

by ghost._.b0i May 22, 2019

Dodo bird

A speciesism of humans yet to be identified as normal.

Girl: Oh look it’s Garrett

Garrett: IM A DODO BIRD
Scientist: I wonder if he identifies as normal?

by VotiveCobra7793minecraft May 24, 2019

Big bird

The fat ass bird that will knock down your door if you talk smack about his gay friend Elmo

WE GOT BIG BIRD ON 93RD STREET KNOCKING DOWN DOORS FOR ELMO AGAIN

by I eat dog food May 31, 2019

Birds in a pahn

A colloquial phrase for ‘it is what it is’. When nothing can be done about a particular situation and there is no need to dwell on it. One just has to live with the issue and move on.

Guy 1: smashes a bottle of vodka

Guy 2: ‘birds in a pahn’

by LittleFA September 15, 2019