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I beat my meat daily

I beat my meat daily means your masturbating alot
hmm my two truths and a lie is i beat my meat daily- Woah replied the teacher thats so interporpaite that was in front of the new assistant principal everyone looks at joe in disgust .
by ibeatmymeattoicespice December 18, 2024
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Beat A Woman Day

Some guy : Hey! It's beat a woman day!
Woman : FUCK!
by rezecsm February 27, 2023
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Beat It

1. Michael Jackson's signature song, especially after Weird Al made a parody of it

2. A polite way of telling someone to fuck off
Person 1: Your shirt is fugly.

Person 2: Well, so is your personality. No wonder you're still single. Now beat it!
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 6, 2021
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sneak beat

When you beat your dick while there are people around
Darren sneak beat when sleeping next to bj
by The real almighty July 31, 2017
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Pretty much the only meme that’s not some weird and nonsensical AI brainrot, dangerous challenge or of an offensive manner or represents or promotes racism, sexism or any other illicit activity.
nothing beats a jet2 holiday is the only non offensive or non ai slop viral meme that took 2025 by storm.
by Rolls-Royce=Apple, GE=Samsung October 10, 2025
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Sprinkler beat

A beat that sounds like a sprinkler or a sprinkler system.
B-Rad- Hey yo, gimme that sprinkler beat, I'm always spittin fire, I wanna spit some water today.
by The Original Agahnim November 18, 2021
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beat box

A personal computer, often many years old, whose sole function is watching porn.
Damn that thing's ancient, it still work?

It'll surf the web, that's all I need it for. It's my beat box.
by dashman23 March 15, 2024
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