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Big Bad Scotch 

The name assumed by a fat security guard who thinks that sitting in the gatehouse of a pie factory makes him the most important man in the world. He spends most of his working day reading his newspaper and demanding to see the ID of the only people of lower grade than him - the toilet cleaners.
Stop! Who goes there?

None of your fat business. Who the hell are you?

I am the Scotch, the Big Bad Scotch.

Correction. You're a fat ugly nobody with little legs and a gay moustache.
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Breaking Bad

A hypnosis show that makes you talk uncontrollably about it for hours on end.
TV: Breaking bad is the best show ever made. You will never stop talking about breaking bad or The Wire.

Me: Breaking bad is the best show ever made. You will never stop talking about breaking bad or The Wire.
Breaking Bad by cclloyd January 13, 2013
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Strong Bad

A very awexome guy who can make you laugh, but if he doesn't make you laugh **cough** loser **cough** then there is something seriously wrong with you.
Do you don't not dislike not Strongbad???
Strong Bad by fhqwhgads September 21, 2003

a bad bitch 

One who rides or die for her man. Perfect frame face of beauty book and street smart.
Kay a bad bitch own money independent with two degrees. Ow
a bad bitch by Gorjuz October 1, 2013

Crossing the streams bad 

When something is as bad as Egon's explanation of crossing the streams from Ghost Busters:
"Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light."
"Right. That's bad."
It's supposed to be really bad... No, I mean like, crossing the streams bad!

you got it bad 

When you just broke up ( usually you were in love) and you want to move on ,but you just can't let go because you miss that person so much.
Guy#1: Hey bruh, lets hit the club.
Guy#2: Naw, i dont feel like it
Guy#1: you missing that bitch?
Guy#2: yeh bruh
Guy#1: YOU GOT IT BAD

Usher's song "you got it bad"
check that out
you got it bad by maggieeeee February 8, 2008

Not too bad 

A British (rather tactless) way to say 'good'
Q. How are you?
A. Not too bad, thank you, Not tooo badddd
(Means: I'm doing well)

Q. How did the project come out?
A. Not too bad at all!
(Means: It went quite well)
Not too bad by Athemos March 16, 2012