Tops

Tops is another way of saying, "are you lying," or, "say honest."

Guy 1: yo mans was at the movies last night and 10 gyaldem were tryna slime me

Guy 2: say tops fam!

by DefinerrGuyy July 28, 2017

top tanker

The act of shitting in the top tank of a toilet (usually not your own)

Jeramy Russell gave the Shell station a top tanker after dude said we were too drunk to buy beer. When he was done, I pulled the ol' dry docker.

by larry the lesbian August 11, 2017

Top

The act of giving or receiving oral sex aka Head

"Mannn,Steph have me some top...i nutted all on he face!"

" Girl,i asked Jake to give me some top..he ate me out like it was his last meal"

by Ilybabbeez August 22, 2017

Top notch

top notch, another word to replace "amazing"

Sex with her is top notch, my soccer skills are top notch, her vagina is top notch.

by PewPewshots August 31, 2017

Muffin Top

When a couple or two people are having sex and the receiver eats a muffin while the giver put their hands on the receiver's neck and chokes them. This causes the receiver to "double choke" as they are choking from the muffin and the giver's hands at the same time while receiving pleasure below.

"I was getting muffin topped during sex! Dammit Jon!"

by Selaphiel December 23, 2018

dry top

When one places their hand upon another’s bra and feels the fabric/material of which the bra is made from.

“I dry topped that beour, her fabric is very good quality”

by Cheeky thing January 15, 2019

Col-top

The literal embodiment of "put the cold ones on top" followed by dropping pizza rolls onto another plate loudly at 2AM.

Hey bro, if you're going downstairs; my family is sleeping so don't Col-Top.

by Gzilla25 June 16, 2018