straight dike

A female who is not a lesbian, but could snatch a bitch if she wanted to. She can perform just as well as a male.

The straight dike Amanda just took Stacy away from Brad!

by Maddame Degradssi December 23, 2015

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straight as an einstein rosen bridge

straightest muthafucka in the omniverse but $20 is $20 man shit

perpatrator: dat nigga straight as an einstein rosen bridge
police officionado : damn straight

by swazz the drilla June 24, 2020

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Straight kenney

Once under the influence of drugs you have such a strong desire for said drug and will to anything to get it. Usually resulting in being a whore to get the drugs you can want

Damn you went straight Kenney, full Sara.

by BrittanyAnn 😘 April 13, 2021

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Straight Edge

When a guy gives a girl a figurative boner.

Ava: Drew gave me a straight edge in math class today after he walked in all hot and sweaty after playing basketball during lunch.

Shayna: Whenever Benny wears those pink pants I get a straight egde

by RDK8888 May 10, 2019

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Worse than a short well and a straight pipe

When you’re in a terrible situation

Wow this is worse than a short well and a straight pipe.

by Ttt61 October 8, 2020

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A sexual identity characterized by a masculine male, who identifies as heterosexual, but when engaged in outdoor activities with other males such as fishing, hunting, shooting guns, archery, or hiking, sees no problem with giving/getting a blowjob from a buddy. The only rules are no hugging, kissing, touching, affection, and most importantly, to never actually discuss it.

Brian: Hey, I'm gay but I think you are hot. Are you straight?

Steve: Yes, I'm straight.

Brian: Are you straight? Or are you "Idaho Straight'?

by Neil Saffron September 29, 2023

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