Post-Weezer Clarity

When you stop listening to Weezer and realize how much of your life you just wasted

"This Post-Weezer Clarity really hits different after listening to "Buddy Holly" nonstop for 6 days straight!"

by MicrowavedBurrito1 November 17, 2023

Post Music Clarity

Similar to Post Nut Clarity, Post Music Clarity is the sensation of feeling great sadness or dysphoria after listening to an upbeat song by yourself in an environment or time not suited for such a song.

“Holy shit, I just listened to Disco Inferno at 3:46 AM and I am know starting to suffer the symptoms of Post Music Clarity.”

by #HOLYMEMER January 21, 2022

Post nut morality

This occurs after an immediately regretful nut.

‘Post nut morality hit hard after I creamed her’ said Shrek

by Blueseyeslongone May 7, 2024

Post Dump Clarity

The intense feelings of tranquility and rationality following the expulsion of excrement, especially after dumps of epic proportions.

Jared designed an entirely new Boeing jetliner during his post dump clarity following a violent episode of diarrhea which caused significant damage to his airplane’s bathroom.

by PoopClubLeader November 27, 2024

post sleepover syndrome

that empty feeling you get the morning after you have a sleepover with the homies

i cannot do shit today, i got post sleepover syndrome

by anthjarx December 14, 2023

Post-Shower Clarity

Realizing you fucked up while getting out of the shower.

It's also another way to say you got a good idea from showering.

Alex figured out how to ask out the girl he liked without panic thanks to post-shower clarity!

by TobitoUchiha July 19, 2025

Post Meeting Positivity

A feeling of great optimism that comes directly after a important meeting that often never eventuates into anything truely worthwhile.

Guy: Did you see Melissa this morning? She wouldn't shutup about that new project she's working on.

Guy2: Yeah, she's suffering from Post Meeting Positivity.

by phantom pooper 2011 April 24, 2011