hobnocking wanker 

The literal meaning is: A British person that slaps people with their phallus and jerks off a lot.

Jack is so lame, he is a hobnocking wanker

hobnocking wanker by Louiemonte09 April 28, 2014

jammy wanker 

The true definition of a wanker that thinks he is really cool. He does not have a job and pretends to build houses.

Russell Gunther is a true jammy wanker

jammy wanker by russell gunther November 25, 2014

Weed wacker

one who jacks it while high on marijuana

the babysitter weed wacker for us

Weed wacker by hnfr February 3, 2015

hala wanker 

Refers to a twat with zero football knowledge, usually a plastic fan and glory hunter who supports Real madrid but isn't even spanish

Whats his opinion on that player ?

doesn't matter, hes a hala wanker

Did you see that insane match between burnley and aston villa ?

Of course not mate i'm a hala wanker

hala wanker by Coolbeans 1899 July 10, 2015

Polish Wanker 

When you wank off a polish person.

This kid named Dylan, is a polish Wanker.

Polish Wanker by ChildishPg April 13, 2016

wallet wanker

Wallet wanker- a rich Jewish person known for bieng rich and bragging about it.

"You know that Howard kid he's such a wallet wanker"

wallet wanker by TheHammockMan July 4, 2016

james walter 

An asshole with a sense of humor

Don't be a James Walter

james walter by Akronzip2015 June 18, 2016