Skip to main content

Jake Weston

An absolute giga-chad, he puts Ernest Khalimov to shame. His ripped 12 pack and bulbous muscles put him above everyone in the conceivable universe. Paired with his voluptuous buttock, he truly is the pure human male specimen. When it comes to the ladies, he has more bitches than Issei from Highschool DxD. He is the epitome of sex. He is sex. He screams "hog rider" when cumming to assert his dominance in the bedroom. His natural dominant personality makes the women's knees buckle and shake like they just saw your completed Lego Death Star. He is also a Redditor and a Discord admin.

Men fear his presence. And rightly so. His 24 inch horse cock radiates pure testosterone. The devil shivers when Jake loses his cool.
Woman: "Oh my god, I just saw Jake in the locker room. My eyes have been blessed so much, no other guy is good enough for me. His voluptuous buttocks and his massive horse cock are enough for me to reject humanity and become Jake's Chika Fujiwara replacement."
Woman: "Oh my god, I just saw Jake Weston in the locker room. My eyes have been blessed so much, no other guy is good enough for me. His voluptuous buttocks and his massive horse cock are enough for me to reject humanity and become Jake Weston's Chika Fujiwara replacement."

Woman's boyfriend: *shameful crying in beta male*
by YouThoughtL March 23, 2022
mugGet the Jake Weston mug.

Jake

Jake is a fortnite kid that simps for 38832993 girls a day and thats it no really thats it JAKE DOSENT GET CAKE
Jake
by Kskdkf March 25, 2022
mugGet the Jake mug.

Jakeing

When a male masturbates with his hand backwards
Bryon was really jakeing it while visualizing labia
by 420Lil March 28, 2022
mugGet the Jakeing mug.

Jake

The Australian member of ENHYPEN! Hottest mf there is no questions.
Person 1: “Oh my who is that handsome fellow?!”

Person 2: “That, my friend, is Jake Shim of ENHYPEN.”
by xdinaryher0es January 24, 2022
mugGet the Jake mug.

Jake

Cake Jake!
by Ollie0312 January 24, 2022
mugGet the Jake mug.

Jake

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!!!!! Your my everything and always. you are funny, sexy and always make my day. i always think about you and our memories together
I love jake
by myaisthebesttttr January 25, 2022
mugGet the Jake mug.

Jake Paul

A complete brainlet who has amassed an army of over 15 million horny tweens.

He also dresses and acts like a fucking degenerate.
Jake Paul insulted one of his own fans today, and no one is surprised
by Used tampon January 26, 2022
mugGet the Jake Paul mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email