Universal Reversal

The act of shitting in the tank of the toilet while partner gives head to person shitting in the tank, whilst said partner is shitting into the toilet facing the tank.

"Bro, we got so fucked up we did a universal reversal in her mom's guest bathroom.. it was a shit fest"

by Frank Heezler January 14, 2022

university

Place where you trade your mental health for a degree.

Doctor: "What seems to be the problem?"
Patient: "I study IT at the university"

by dwoazen appel May 17, 2022

Is it possible to be a cat from a different universe?

No

is it possible to be a cat from a different universe?, no.

by Wane Durban May 31, 2022

Universal Nigga Card

The universally recognized license to say the term "nigga" as a Caucasian and not be royally fucked up by the black community. The one and only active UNC is issued to the legendary rapper Marshall Mathers AKA Eminem.

Bruh, Eminem has the only Universal Nigga Card in the galaxy. He's the only white dude who can say "nigga" freely and not get Timberland stomped. The world must respect Eminem.

by GangstaWee June 2, 2022

Steven Universe

A show about gay crystals and some kid with a rock shoved inside of him

Person 1 - "Hey have you seen Steven Universe? It's so cool!"

Person 2 - "Never speak to me again."

by Kevlar Vest December 19, 2021

Northern Michigan University

Was stalked by their administration they ran me out by trying to say I was a pedophile because I was to stupid to realize my ex girlfriend was raped.

All charges dismissed but still expelled.

Northern Michigan University is the shittiest school you can go to.

by Dixie's finest December 19, 2021

the bizarrest universe

update pls, also astro is cool

tbu: the bizarrest universe

by xdddddddddvcbf December 26, 2021