also "sock buddies," these are socks used for self gratification, often turning serial masturbators into serial launderers.
Mom said she isn't going to wash my clothes anymore because 90% of my hamper is filled with buddy socks.
by expo nation March 4, 2024
Get the Buddy Socksmug. A Vigilante Sock Puppet is where a man rips out his own anus, and as his intestine is hanging out of him, he is forced to use the end of it like a pocket pussy.
Seth Coker, a notorious vigilante known as the Angel of Vengeance, forced a sexual predator to perform the Vigilante Sock Puppet upon himself as retribution for his crimes against the innocent.
by Seth Coker April 22, 2023
Get the Vigilante Sock Puppetmug. When partially withdrawing as far as your helmet from doggy position the Labium minus is inverted to form a sheath resembling a rubber steering boot, a toilet plunger or a section of tube sock.
by Niceone January 27, 2019
Get the Tube sockmug. romantically mismatched
-hey, did you sarah and Sarah are dating now?
-oh no, that's so cool! and they both have the same name! they must be so compatible
-unfortunately no. they are like nino's socks! it's like apples and chameleons.
-isn't it apples and oranges?
-yes but that just proves how incredibly incompatible they are.
-oh no, that's so cool! and they both have the same name! they must be so compatible
-unfortunately no. they are like nino's socks! it's like apples and chameleons.
-isn't it apples and oranges?
-yes but that just proves how incredibly incompatible they are.
by bean69! December 26, 2023
Get the nino's socksmug. where you put you feet in the toilet whilst wearing socks, then you take the sock of and smack a woman's bathing suit area, the water will turn her on and give her "the time of her life" whilst giving her a pain unimaginable
by daddys_toes June 4, 2018
Get the The Moist Sockmug. It’s like that time you went to the store, all of a sudden there’s cinnamon all over your socks. Possibly also a reference for stashing drugs in your socks.
by Yungstankrob April 16, 2021
Get the Cinnamon Socksmug. Christmas socks are what people get from their grandparents who of course knit them. They can be itchy, yes! Also ugly, very embarrassing, and you will not want go out in them, No No!!
by Lucycakes April 30, 2016
Get the Christmas socksmug.