sphincter retardation

When your ass hole doesn't know whether it should shit or clamp up.

Bradley scared Andrew so bad that he had a case of sphincter retardation.

by Dizzy D. May 3, 2018

Retard

The type of people that use old and overused memes. Some examples of these people are people that use shrek memes, spongebob memes, and minion memes.

That redditor is a retard.

by TheSmartKidThatIsSmart May 31, 2021

retard

the thing that I am

me: I am a retard
everyone: yes

by Unknown07724 February 2, 2025

Retard

Someone who licks windows for a living because it makes them enjoy life. They are also delayed.

Lacey licks windows which means she is a retard

by Lickmispelotas July 14, 2019

Retard

A person WITHOUT any mental illnesses/disabilities who still manages to be the stupidest person in a room full of people diagnosed with mental illnesses/disabilities and/or a person who is immune to logic/common sense.

Retard: "Get the 4th dose, the first 3 doses of an experimental DNA-altering compound that provide 0 immunity or reduction in transmission isn't enough, the 4th one will protect you because the government said so, trust the government because they never lied or hide anything from the people"

Guy 1: What did that Guy say?
Guy 2: Don't worry about it, he's a retard

by clairvoyant369 July 14, 2022

Retarded

Mario

mario said"lesbians arent real" mario is retarded

by eyygorlwatsyovvm January 3, 2020

Retard

That one older male colleague with some sort of learning disability but he’s thick, can’t do fuck all and needs to be fired

Andrew is a retard

by Fairyfrog August 27, 2025