grapple rape

To strategically toss a grappling hook into a woman's vagina and reapedtly pull it in and out as if to have intercourse with her, of which she will not enjoy, therefore creating it to be rape. Or, while said grappling hook is thrusted forcefully inside the woman's genetalia, forcefully push your member into her one of her orifices, may her genitalia also remain an option, and may you only cease when YOU decide.
"We the jury hearby accuse Wendy Williams guilty on the count of grapple rape in and cannabalism in the first degree and sentence him to life without parole."
by Webster's Dickshunairy September 20, 2011
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dual rape

Not quite gang rape, but also twice as intense as rape.... basically an unauthorised Eiffel Tower
Steve: "how do you know jimmy?..... HEY, GET IN HERE JIMMY"

Jimmy: "sorry luv, this dual rape has to happen"

Girl: (obviously loves it but has to pretend that she doesn't because both are handsome bastards) "NO... DONT... STOP" then casually "no don't stop;)"
by Prettypenis September 10, 2017
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Ass rape

Hey Jim I just got ass raped

by Sally
by Wally the rapist April 28, 2016
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Rape Burn

The painful, red, itchy aftermath of doing it.
by dickface111 March 07, 2011
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beer rape

'Bitch that's beer rape!'
'I got beer raped at the party'
by BloodyKissGoodnight September 02, 2017
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rape-ortunity

An opportunity to exploit, mishandle, or spoil, which due to the promise of immediate benefit, is attractive regardless of long-term consequence.
Activision recognized that releasing 25 Guitar Hero products in 2009 could backfire, but they just could not resist the rape-ortunity.
by chinesedentist March 04, 2010
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Drink Raped

The violated feeling a Starbucks barista has after a strenuous frappuccino happy hour where everyone in a 50 mile radius comes out to participate in a half price pandemonium. Also applies for weekend shifts with no promotions.

The feeling a Starbucks customer has after they've incurred an absurd charge for their 12, 16, or 20oz hand crafted beverage
I've lost all faith in humanity after I was drink raped from 10 until 3. Happy hour, my ass...

I have 4 insufficient funds charges from getting drink raped at starbucks
by MorbidHomemaker May 16, 2015
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