by dkeljkdlffmgfdlhkgfscjfpgsdklf November 25, 2022

A term used to describe scumbag people who view "homepage porn" or in other words... generic, mainstream porn that appears on the homepage of your favorite pornsite. This term is also used to describe people who have little to no kinks. This means they have no preferences when watching porn so we as a whole community look down upon them. Dont watch Homepage Porn (:
"I bet you watch homepage porn, basic ass bitch!"
"Dude you fucking basic assfuck, watching this shitty homepage porn"
"Dude you fucking basic assfuck, watching this shitty homepage porn"
by Miscellaneous garbage May 21, 2017

When you in a relationship with someone in the adult life or sex worker, and you cool with it and don't give your partner any grief about selling themselves for cash.
I became a regular of ol girl and next thing I knew we was together as a couple and I ain't trip off she sell ass, we in a Porn Marriage.
by DaPunisha187 July 14, 2023

by dildo231343 January 10, 2022

When one has a fetish for the look of surfaces that have recently been pressure washed. Especially those with either before and after or mid way through pictures.
"I know this may seem weird, but every time I see pressure washing porn I always blow my load!!"
"I told my wife that I like pressure washing porn and she bought me a brand new pressure washer for my birthday!!"
"I told my wife that I like pressure washing porn and she bought me a brand new pressure washer for my birthday!!"
by whowouldathunkit65984 August 20, 2013

When two people of opposite sex fit on one long board or skate board and have gruesome sex while being recorded.
by BlakeTheSnakeDager September 5, 2016
