one upper 

A one upper is one who feels like they need to be better than everyone else, so they constantly "one-up" anything that anyone says.

Mariah Wright is a one upper.

one upper by rosssdabosss April 29, 2014

one legged angry pirate 

When youa are having sex and you spit on her back, so she rolls over. Then you cum in her eye and then kick her in the shin so she will be chasing you like a one legged angry pirate

“Cum in me mac daddy,” She says.?Then he proceeds to use the one legged angry pirate

one legged angry pirate by abc-0032 December 26, 2017

one tapped 

When your in a competitive game and get one tapped by an opponent.

eg. Getting one tapped by an opponent using an ak-47

one tapped by CXLZ November 21, 2016

one time 

police

they sound the siren one time to pull you over

one time by Anonymous November 14, 2001

one upper 

Danny Irwin, from arizona (or ireland er w/e)

Guy 1: I went o alaska for vacation last winter
Danny Irwin: Yea? I went to the moon last year!!

Guy 2: Jesus danny, why are you such a one upper

one upper by Coach22 August 12, 2006

one time 

a great excuse for any possible situation, or a sure-fire way to get a chicky to hook up with you

1. "Dude I'm SO sorry I dented the hood of your car while I was banging your girlfriend, but on the bright side... it was probably just one time."

2. "Hey, so ummmm... you and me? Just one time?"

one time by gregMONEYasplund December 15, 2008

one eyed heat probe 

A penis, prick, pecker, cock tool.

I just had to use my trusty one eyed heat probe.

one eyed heat probe by David Faircloth July 1, 2005