A small town off the highway whose patronage and business are almost entirely reliant on travellers and users of the highway.
by Taika Afton July 13, 2022
Get the Highway Townmug. A small Central Albertan town just north of Calgary, where it is ‘cool’ to wear cowboy boots and jeans to high school, even if you live down the street from the school. It is also mandatory to drive a pickup truck with no muffler, and support Trump even if you can’t vote and do not live in America.
by Cooldood19 December 13, 2021
Get the The Town of Crossfieldmug. by “the9inchboi” on play station September 19, 2022
Get the Stuck in spooky townmug.
Get the D-townmug. Tiny hairs that grow on a bitches pussy and almost resemble the texture of a man’s facial hair. You never want to eat a girl out in the dark if you think she is home to a stubby town. This you will regret.
Person 1: “Hey Man you fuck that bitch last night”
Person 2: “Nah just ate her out.”
Person 1: “She was lowkey hot, I bet that was pretty good.”
Person 1: “No, she had a stubby town growing down there”
Person 2: “I think I’m gonna puke!”
Person 2: “Nah just ate her out.”
Person 1: “She was lowkey hot, I bet that was pretty good.”
Person 1: “No, she had a stubby town growing down there”
Person 2: “I think I’m gonna puke!”
by Phil MePuss February 4, 2023
Get the Stubby Townmug. The town of wacky-ness
by YungNeeson72 July 22, 2025
Get the Wacky Townmug. A man of questionable virtue. i.e a three legged peddler that gives everyone a ride. Also See Manhoes Who Don't Wear Condoms and Should Be Avoided.
Synonym: fuckboy
Synonym: fuckboy
by Mr CoCo May 27, 2023
Get the Town Tricyclemug.