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Deagle's Law

The physics law that says you can find the answer to anything using the principles of physics.
I use Deagle's Law on everything and in the end, I only got 3 points on the physics test.
by Hot&Fluffy January 28, 2009
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"No matter how storage-containers are arranged in a stack, the one you want will always be on the bottom, and so you'll have to move all of the others first."
Regardless of whether you arrange a stack of boxes in alphabetical/numerical order from top to bottom or bottom to top, Murphy's Law of stacked boxes will always "get you" --- i.e., da box you'll need will always be ether da first or last one, depending on which way you stacked them, and so you'll always need to take them all down to get to da one you need.
by QuacksO February 28, 2025
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Jack.H's law

if thy tits be uge, they cannot be perky
damn Chelsea's boobies are uge and perky, they break Jack.H's law
by jacks ass is tight May 18, 2021
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Cummins Law

In a nutshell, Cummins Law occurs when you're listening to the podcast 'Timesuck with Dan Cummins' and people, unaware of the podcast, end of hearing what you're listening to--which is usually dark, crude humor, leading to embarrassment.

This can happen during Bluetooth interruptions, or by simply being unaware of your surroundings.
I fell victim to the Cummins Law, today.

Not the best story, and it probably isn’t worth writing into the show about, but here it is...

Today, was playing video games and listening to the newest Timesuck episode with headphones, when my brother came into the room. He wanted to play me a song he just learned on my guitar. (We each have our own guitars/amps and like to show each other new stuff we learn)

My guitar amp has Bluetooth and my phone automatically connects whenever it gets turned on. As soon as he turns on my amp, Dan’s voice comes through loudly saying something like “I bet his dick got super hard,” referring to Alexander Solonik's sports car."
by Timesucker941 May 24, 2024
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Law

(verb) When someone panics when things get difficult or are close to death in a Video Game.
Was playing Super Mario last night and I totally Law'd it when I was fighting bowser and died. It sucked
by BigBear87 July 24, 2021
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Ian's law

Someone who blames everyone else for your own mistakes/choices except for themselves
They have a bad case of Ian's law

Guess it's Ian's law that affects them
by Xodika June 26, 2023
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step-co-grandniece-in-law

Spouse's stepgrandnibling's wife.
step-co-grandniece-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
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