Beat Roll

umm think tube steak.. and if ur still confused.. think... willy..and if ur sill confused .. look to see what kind of genitalia u have.

joes mama is worried, hes been in the bathroom too long with his beat roll.. and many orgasmic noises are coming ferm there

by Brung to u and did by: tube steak spatular holder September 27, 2003

Let’s beat this wheat

The act of going to do something with more than one person; most likely something you’ve or your group has been putting off.

Hey guys, let’s beat this wheat!

by Wheat beating queen January 24, 2019

beat you to oblivion

To savagely beat someone beyond the mere confines of life and death, to a point where an inter-dimensional portal opens up and, in a blinding maelstrom hot as a supernova, sweeps the carcass of the beaten person up into the atmosphere, breaking all known laws of physics, and leaving no trace of the beaten person behind.

Sapphire: "Get down to the store, we need some groceries."
Kingfish: "Uh, I lost all my money at the racetrack."
Sapphire (grabbing a rolling pin): "I'm gonna beat you to oblivion!"

by IGKYA53 April 22, 2020

Pre-Beat

The act of beating off before work, school, appointment, and daily activity

John pre-beats before going to school so he won’t catch a erection during the day

by John handpick November 1, 2018

To beat dead meat

The act of doing something useless. Can also be a reference to erectile dysfunction

"What he's about to do is completely useless, he's just going to beat dead meat"

"He couldn't get it up, so he ended up beating dead meat"

by CapObvvvious May 6, 2017

type beat

means to agree with your peers

Friend1: yo I want some chick-fil-a

Friend 2: type beat

by thekidlario March 29, 2024

beating it silly style

Jerking off with both of your hand and your legs behind your head while laughing like goofy

Bro I found Nathan beating it silly style last night

by SenpaiFlared January 24, 2024