Candy Eye

When someone shoots cum into the eye of someone else.

Last night I gave that stripper a sweet candy eye.

by Booge Dee August 1, 2012

dick-eyes

A person which could in other more civilized times, be termed a "Goon"

"Hey Who is the dick-eyes?"

"Oh, he's Harmless. merely a hired Goon"

by Davies G March 25, 2008

eye hole

The hole in which your eyeball is placed in. Not covored by your lid or not closed.

Shut your eye hole.

by shortie64 April 1, 2009

Dog Eye

A stinky boogered up eye.

Man look at Ricky’s dog eye, I can smell it from way over here.

by MoneyMunoz April 4, 2019

asda-ey

Over-strict with attention to pointless detail.

see 'Anally Retentive'

These rules seem a little bit asda-ey

by Samuel549 December 26, 2007

Eye Cancer

An imaginary disease in which an attractive person is attracted someone hideously ugly.

Note: Ugly people can have it, as well, but they have to think that they, themselves, are attractive.

Also see "Inverted Eye Cancer."

Guy 1: "Dude, I don't know, man, that girl's kind of cute."

Guy 2: "Bro, that's Lindsey! She looks like a horse! Do you have eye cancer or something?"

by Anno The Sexy May 11, 2013

Owl Eyes

A man's testicles.

"Wow," she said, "those are some big owl eyes!"

by b2274335 December 20, 2013