Sperm and Eggs

A sorry excuse for a human being.

He is a waste of sperm and eggs.

by Paige9622 August 31, 2018

egg suck

The act of sucking an egg vigorously.

An expression used to tell someone to shut their mouth

Shut your mouth egg suck

Look at that egg suck over there

by Wowzah May 24, 2018

Cracked the egg

When someone farts while in the middle of sex.

"Dude, I'm so embarrassed. Last night when I was banging Jenny, I cracked the egg. I hope she doesn't hate me.

by Lucky Smppth December 4, 2016

egg burst

egg burst!

egg burst!

by Debskelly1985 May 26, 2023

boil an egg

When Bill Nye is sweet talking you.

Hey girl, can I boil an egg in your house?

by meeshellss August 5, 2015

Pickled eggs

When a woman shoves soft boiled eggs up her coochie and then proceeds to squat down and lay them like a hen, then the partner proceeds to eat the eggs with all the Coochie juice coated in it.

Girl: wanna try your fantasy tonight?
Guy: omg no way pickled eggs tonight?
Girl: yes pickled eggs tonight, turn the stove on!

by Hot_Girl21 March 8, 2021

shitty eggs

The act of fucking her in the ass, and you impregnate her afterwards.
She will the have "shitty eggs"

Yesterday i met this girl while i was out drinking.
Later i then gave her "shitty eggs"

by assfgt March 27, 2017