Toxic christianity 

Toxic Christianity is the Bible’s own “toxic masculinity”. It’s basically the large and problematic group of christians (usually named Karen, or Sharol/some other shit like that) that think they are better than everyone because they live under “tHe GuiDaNcE oF gOd”. They will not hesitate to spout bible verses at you and shame you for being anything other than Christian.

Person 1: “Dude! Did you hear that Sharol was shaming insert name here for being agnostic?

Person 2: “That’s Toxic Christianity!”

Toxic christianity by ChristiansAreAnnoyingAF May 4, 2022

Eastwood Christian School 

NOUN

1. A school for people wealthy enough to attend a private school but not wealthy enough to attend Trinity.

2. Where students close their books, close their notebooks, and make sure they have something with which to write.

3. The building next to the building where students endure the boredom of assemblies and chapels.

4. Where having an entire room dedicated to costumes was more important than having a cafeteria.

Hey, some kid at Eastwood Christian School just looked up if there's an Urban Dictionary entry for their school.

Eastwood Christian School by mostlyhonestly June 22, 2022

Popcorn Christian 

Someone who randomly decides when they want to, and when they don't want to be a Christian.

I am not a popcorn christian.

Popcorn Christian by liveforgiving July 16, 2022

A Christian 

Having a day off from work, because Christian is always on holiday.

I'll take a Christian on Monday, if that's OK?

A Christian by Schnodi August 15, 2022

Nambour Christian College 

A school for racist inbred twats who have nothing better to do than take the piss for every unfunny joke made on the internet. Their quote “gourmet cafe” tastes like nothing the way they describe it and they somehow manage to make rats shit taste amazing, while they have a knockoff prince harry as their headmaster. If you go to this school you are most definitely made fun of at dinner parties, and just stepping within 3 ft of the school for 2 seconds makes you lose brain cells.

“Mummy, why does no one like me outside of school?”
“Because you go to the only place Satan calls hell on earth: Nambour Christian College.”

Nambour Christian College by Notactuallysrs November 12, 2022

Pellow Christian 

Also known as "Pellow Christianity" is a religion with spiritual intent, it follows Christianity but with understanding and awakening of knowledge, specifically about jews and judaism itself and how it conflicts with Christianity. It also includes knowing information about which bible passages have been altered over the years to include hatred against other races or sexualities and seeks to deny the altered passages and only follow God Jesus Christ to the fullest and live your life spiritually and healthily. It is strictly against the talmud for having satanic verses such as the talmud speaking of Jesus "burning in hell" which he is not, Jesus is in Heaven. The symbol for Pellow Christianity is a purple and yellow cross, specifically purple on the top and yellow at the bottom.

I like the cross you are wearing John, is that a Pellow Christian one? I follow Pellow Christianity myself too!

Pellow Christian by PassionYesser December 3, 2022

Jubilee Christian Academy 

Jubilee is a dumb school that makes students pay for extra stuff like paper and paint
It is a school that teaches dumb things like we pay school to teach but the teacher do not care if someone

Fails. It is a cracked and broken school never send kids here

Pls do not torture your kids with the trick question in test harder questions than the ones discussed

Jubilee Christian Academy defenition bad school

Jubilee Christian Academy by Man person, January 16, 2023