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Valley Center Middle School

The magnificent lands where..
-You have to run to get shitty food from a kind underpaid lunch lady
-The basketball team loses 26 to 112
-1 in 5 people are addicted to some kind of drugs
-The school bathroom gives you flashbacks comparable to the flashbacks experienced by a WW2 veteran

-A girl who’s named after a car has a new boyfriend every 60 seconds

-Advanced English students don’t know how to spell “important”
-Literal gas attacks in the boys locker room
-The dogs get brought in every other week

-free chocolate milk 😌
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by My Dad left for an anime girl December 19, 2023
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bethlehem center high school

an actual hellhole. if you’re unfortunate enough to attend this school, how’s it like to have mold poisoning, being a drug addict, not showering, or being completely normal and getting shamed for it? and how’s it like dealing with some of the generous pedo teachers? if you want extra credit you bet they have it. whenever you walk past the bathrooms you immediately smell a whiff of what can only be what hell smells like. the roof is collapsing and so is our physical health.
girl 1: oh my god what is that smell
girl 2: its the bethlehem center high school kids.

guy 1: makes sense
by mygollyimgonnapee January 7, 2024
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Human Centipede

The collective name for a group of youth pastors.
After lights out, the youth pastors lined up in a Human Centipede before shifting to Train Anal.
by cb757 January 18, 2024
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keeter center

A beautiful restaurant and lodge on the wonderful campus of College of the Ozarks, staffed by unpaid students of the college who pretend to know what they are doing.
Oh no, you work at the Keeter Center? How was your trip up cardiac hill?
by BaconBot11 February 9, 2024
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sea center

the sea center is a place with lots of fish and two superior employees named hannah and adelia. it's the best place in santa barabra. if you go there, avoid the guy named max. he's scary and he'll attack you
H: Wanna go to the sea center?
A: Yes.
by strayraymond February 21, 2024
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Sleep Central

Someone who is constantly sleeping around, and hooking up with random people.
Wow Jackson is just sleep central. He lets anyone slip it in. 🙄
by CUMWHORECOOKIE March 2, 2024
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Enlightened Centrist

At least two types exist:

1. Person who claims to reject what they perceive as "both sides," while ignoring the realization that centrism carries the implication of embracing the virtues of both sides.

2. Person who claims to be moderate, yet exhibits a pattern of behavior that typically and exclusively defends or exempts one ideological belief from criticism.

This phrase is a tongue-in-cheek mockery, often cast upon those who lack self awareness; this flaw is commonly exhibited by those who want to be perceived as having risen above the standard, despite having obvious and often stereotypical biases.

Typically, the Enlightened Centrist takes what they perceive as a neutral position, by claiming "both sides" are flawed. However, the irony of this position is the complete disregard of the possibility that both sides sometimes may be right when it comes to certain issues. Thus, the "Enlightened Centrist" has inadvertently still chosen a partisan position while believing they have somehow conquered the conundrum of opposition.
Person 1: I voted for Joe Biden because I hate Trump. He's much worse.
Person 2: I've seen the results of both. I would rather have had Trump.
Person 1: Both sides are bad! But, I'll pick Biden over Trump any time.
Person 2: Yeah both parties suck, but you can't deny that Trump at least helped our economy.
Person 3: Can both of you Enlightened Centrists shut up? Both of them are morons.
Person 1: Oh, yeah? Then, who did you vote for?
Person 3: Bernie Sanders.
Person 2: ... And you call us "Enlightened Centrists?"

Example 2:

Person 1: I think the Israel and Palestine conflict is dumb. Both sides should stop the fighting.
Person 2: Okay, who stops first?
Person 1. Well, obviously Israel. They're acting out a genocide of Palestinian people.

Person 2: Who started this fight though?
Person 1: Well, obviously Israel. They started it hundreds of years ago when they stole Palestinian land!
Person 2: So, Israel should stop fighting and just let Palestine take their land back?
Person 1: No, no, that's not what I'm saying. I just want the fighting to end.
Person 2: ... By having Israel take the loss. You think you're being an enlightened Centrist, but you're clearly biased.
by Touchgrassthinkfast March 17, 2024
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