Bed Beating

The act of dry humping ones mattress for hours until completion.

DUDE did you hear about Ethan? they found him bed beating himself to sleep!"

by Red D. Mungus August 20, 2025

beat hungry

When you take on a gang bang in prison for so long that are sad and hungry after.

Oscar was so beat hungry in cell 15 last night he had to give a blow job to Andre for some Cheetos.

by Mieghyan September 15, 2016

Beat A Human Day

Beat A Human Day is a day on the 28th November in which you can Beat any human and they CAN NOT fight back.

A: Hey it's 28th of November! You know what that means?
B: Grab me a bat, it's beat a human day.

by Joeaaaa November 27, 2023

The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom's Muddled Bland Take On Action Comedy Situational Suspense Called Extemparanous

The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom's Muddled Bland Take On Action Comedy Situational Suspense Called Extemparanous

The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom's Muddled Bland Take On Action Comedy Situational Suspense Called Extemparanous

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025

beating air

When you’re masturbating, but you’re just not into it

I was beating air all night, I just couldn’t get off

by Esperanato January 22, 2021

Beat A Owner Day

beat a owner day is a day on the 12th december in wich you can beat any owner of discord server and they can not fight back

guy: i am so mad with this server
owner: then just leave
guy: WAIT IS THE BEAT A OWNER DAY
owner OH NO

by the real puff puff December 11, 2022

Beating behind the bush

Beating behind the bush

Where has Harley gone?

Oh he's just popped behind that Bush to tug his todger.
So he's beating behind the bush then.

by Ring pirate November 10, 2018