Apple NPC

An Apple NPC is someone who only buys and uses apple products just because of the fact they are apple products.

"Tiffany just bought the newest macbook, she's such an Apple NPC"

by dealerownsyou January 14, 2025

apple macaroni chicken wings

when you throw a rock over the sunset and it lands on hitlers body causing the holocaust to start again in 300 hundred years, also the kfc closes down so all monkeys go rawr and NIGGER. after that shit the chicken escapes out of the kfc and the monkeys start another war for the chicken. BUT NOW, newton decided to remove gravity and the newton apple explodes and destroyes the edge of the universe, this is a very important part, if you eat a pasta cake (macaroni) then it all will become the apple macaroni chicken wing.

'' nigga did you just cause a apple macaroni chicken wings?''
''daym sorry bro, shit just happens on monday''

by pineaple nazi January 23, 2025

Apple pound

When you fuck an expired apple pie

I caught my brother apple pounding a 17 year old apple pie

by Tremdom January 28, 2025

Apple Pound

When you fuck a warm expired apple pie

I caught my friend Earl Apple pounding an expired apple pie

by Tremdom January 29, 2025

Apple

A type of nut that is planted from the underground and sprouts in the driest conditions. Also known as a projectile for mortars. It is popular on the internet due to a virus of the same name.

P1: "Dude, my mom just died..."

P2: "Apple."

by FluffyFelineMusketeer February 4, 2025

Apple

a round fruit with firm, white flesh and a green, red, or yellow skin

to peel an apple
apple pie
an apple tree
apple sauce

by sunodim February 10, 2025

apple

Appling (verb)
/ˈap-lɪŋ/

The act of giving dap (handshake, fist bump, or greeting) to someone in the hood who noticeably smells like apples, often due to cologne, body spray, or natural fragrance.

Synonyms: Apple dap, fruity salute, orchard acknowledgment

"Yo, I seen Marcus earlier — had the whole block smellin' like apple cinnamon, had to hit him with the appling real quick."

by Appling Man March 5, 2025