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Parent: k
by DjHooker May 16, 2023
mugGet the kmug.

K

It is the letter K
:D
Bob: K
Tyler: O...K
by PuzzledBacon496 October 21, 2020
mugGet the Kmug.

fatal k

the smallest nugget of shit that floats in the toilet bowl. commonly seen in people with a low fiber diet
jacob: yo for some reason when i poop only Fatal Ks!
Doctor: Oh no! Listen to some good music and it should clear you right up
by nardy w October 11, 2022
mugGet the fatal kmug.

Aleksandr k

Broadly eastern European descent. Most likely named for Alexander the (not so) great. Unlikely to read a book but pretends to know everything. May or may not be narcissistic depending on birth year. Likely to be insecure and perhaps oppressive given the lack of broad availability at your local souvenir shop.
Is it just me or is Aleksandr K a total narcissist?

Aleksandr K is only nice when he needs something from you.
by Mm168 November 22, 2021
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K Fitty

Someone that loves to exercise flat out that the normal 45 HIIT workout isn't enough
Man that chick works out intense, she's a total K Fitty!
by damp gang January 13, 2022
mugGet the K Fittymug.

k dawg

“that dewd, a reel mothafucka, k dawg as fuck
by kmfdawg September 10, 2023
mugGet the k dawgmug.

K-hardstyle

When you hate kpop but loves hardstyle

when you take a random af kpop song and remix it into a hardstyle track so that it sounds better or doing a kpop track with hardstyle elements inside

the music world would be a better place if groups like BTS started doing hardstyle tracks cause why not?
Me : hey check this out i just remixed one of your kpop tracks

*listens*

Friend : wtf is this sounds worse than the original itself

Me : because i hate kpop so much that i just remixed this track to sound as hard as possible to call it K-hardstyle

Friend : fuck off
by nightxmared October 26, 2018
mugGet the K-hardstylemug.

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