1. A soyjak’s Marvel-tier obsession with treating politics like the next Avengers saga, where voting for the "lesser evil" is the ultimate NPC quest. Features endless reboots (elections), zero character development (career politicians), and post-credit scenes (news cycles) teasing the next "most important election of our lives."
2. When normies LARP as "freedom fighters" by doomscrolling headlines, stanning blue-check politicians, and arguing online like they’re in the Capitol Hill version of Endgame. Spoiler: Thanos (the deep state) always wins.
2. When normies LARP as "freedom fighters" by doomscrolling headlines, stanning blue-check politicians, and arguing online like they’re in the Capitol Hill version of Endgame. Spoiler: Thanos (the deep state) always wins.
"Dave spent 4 hours debating midterm polls on Reddit, fully immersed in the Political Cinematic Universe. Meanwhile, his life’s still mid, his 401k’s dead, and his wife’s boyfriend says ‘vote harder.’"
by UrbanDic1453 March 11, 2025
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Get the the prettiest girl in the universemug. Shit place. You don’t get help when you need it. You go back years later. Required to have public safety help you move. Same officers you realize didn’t help and had contradictory reports you have, yet You thank them. They beat you and say you’re going to jail and take all of your shit, and don’t return, so when you return home you have no keys and pay a Fortune. They don’t tell you why you’re going. You’re handicapped. And admitted days before that you’re being harassed by head person. Don’t waste time. Record every conversation like I did. If you need help. Mary B will help you. Refunded everything and erased transcript. But seems like after their doj lawsuit and many others. They still can’t keep up with their promises after federal government gave order for what they did during gag order. If you want to be scared for no help when beaten or beaten by them. Go ahead and waste time. Gah orders basically still there. Look up every lawsuit. Wish I never went back. Thought issues fixed.
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They kicked through the half-emptied growlers and greasy pizza boxes left over from the university picnic to get to the bed, high as hell, nestling under wool blankets to finish the peerless finale of Gravity Falls.
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SN: Users can even sense touch from another person trying to connect with them.
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Hello my name is Elisse Morphew and I own a Utility Patent for the Create your Universe company; it is an app for your phone that will allow a communication flow through built-in sensors on gloves which utilize pressure, speed, and movement and measure them in an analog signal. Next, an AVS machine with bluetooth capabilities transpires that signal to a digital signal so the phone is able to understand. Last, the phone communicates with a projector to produce that image or any said image into clean air and the user is able to utilize that as a walking , life size, virtual computer desk.
SN: Users can even sense touch from another person trying to connect with them.
SSN: I have decided to go non-profit; I would like to contribute this as a cause to bring world peace and joy and make it open to everyone even in totalitarian governments. I would like anyone to be able to use this product and be able to have free music which may enlighten someone's day && through the night with beauty, passion, & a love United. May that lost soul find an overwhelming peace && in gain knowledge of an abundance of ways to resources that show truth to a happiest, most fulfilling, fruitful life! The gloves/phone application/projector/soundbar can even be encrypted💪
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