Meat Flaps

Your lips.

Case: Oh my god. Shut your fucking meat flaps.
Jess: -.-

by ilikedinosaursrawr November 7, 2010

meat wallet

A stuffed animal that has a tear in one of the seams, with enough room that one is able to insert their genitalia.

Oh, Pooby-bear, you're such a perfect meat wallet.

by derek smalls December 7, 2006

car meat

A proper definition of a car meet where a bunch of guys get together in an empty location to show off there cars, and therefore becomes a sausage fest.

Where’s the car meat at tonight?

by Nowyouknowkayla June 11, 2018

Meat Curtains

Loose vagina lips that hang, this often caused by to much sex or old age. Also referred to as "Beef Drapes".

"Yea it was tough, the first act of the show didn't start until I pulled back the meat curtains!"

by sic n twisted August 30, 2006

meat flaps

A pair of breasts that are so saggy that the nipples actually point down and touch the skin. A common affliction in elderly women, but that is not always the case. It isn't that rare for a woman of her twenties or even teens to be diagnosed with meat flaps.

Dude, I thought your mom was really hot for her age, but I still couldn't get over her meat flaps.

by Germbee October 3, 2005

meat locker

The location where the male genitals are kept, inside his pants.

She kicked him in the meat locker.

by Timmy-Emma January 14, 2008

Meat Napkin

The folds and skin around a vagina.
A vagina.

"Dave was banging me good and hard last night and My meat napkin is giving me grief"

by Jackie Walker January 19, 2005