A Sneeze Ninja is an elite, considerate human being who has mastered the quick-tissue-grab move to ensure a splatter free sneeze. To be dubbed a Sneeze Ninja one must prove that when they feel a sneeze coming on, they will get to their face first with a tissue so their hands stay clean and germ free, even if it's a window of less than .03 seconds.
You will never see a splatter from a considerate Sneeze Ninja, unless you yourself splatter: Sneeze Ninja will punish humans accordingly for the virus they have just inconsiderately spread.
You will never see a splatter from a considerate Sneeze Ninja, unless you yourself splatter: Sneeze Ninja will punish humans accordingly for the virus they have just inconsiderately spread.
Guy on train sneezes, making no attempt at a quick-tissue-grab, instead spraying his malicious germs into the public arena.
Sneeze Ninja side kicks him to the face with his glad-wrapped foot, and leaves filth spreader with a packet of Kleenex.
Sneeze Ninja side kicks him to the face with his glad-wrapped foot, and leaves filth spreader with a packet of Kleenex.
by The Original Sneeze Ninja May 23, 2013
Get the Sneeze Ninjamug. by Cohead14 September 23, 2023
Get the dynamite ninja worshipmug. A handshake involving many complex movements, but no one ever sees it because, as mentioned in the title, it is considered to be ninja-like, therefore cannot be seen.
by mads1103 November 29, 2013
Get the ninja handshakemug. Used to refer to hood/gang-affiliated black men that typically perform criminal acts & wander out in public in Pooh Shiesty/Ski-Masks (hence the term Ninja).
“I think we should be out. Three street ninjas just pulled up inna black Hellcat blasting Young Nudy.”
“Lets be out my nigga.”
“Lets be out my nigga.”
by HighNigga1337 June 15, 2024
Get the Street Ninjamug. He's shit streamer who left twitch and is now streaming on mixer. Also has ego higher than Snoop Dog at 3 A.M.
Some random nigga: Eyyy bro who's that ninja dude?
You: "He's shit streamer who left twitch and is now streaming on mixer. Also has ego higher than Snoop Dog at 3 A.M."
That's how you use it my friend.
You: "He's shit streamer who left twitch and is now streaming on mixer. Also has ego higher than Snoop Dog at 3 A.M."
That's how you use it my friend.
by CreeperFricker420 December 10, 2019
Get the Ninjamug. by Mr Bar Stard November 27, 2015
Get the willy ninjamug. by Bald Martin II October 24, 2019
Get the Ninjamug.