by Ninjaassfucked February 18, 2019
A female with the characteristics of a mythical unicorn meaning very rare of a find. And that of a ninja in the fact that if your not careful she will sneak up on you and get you to fall in love with her
by Mtg187 July 10, 2022
A "loft ninja" is a term used to describe an individual who engages in deceptive, dishonest, and unethical behavior, often involving lying, stealing, and cheating. Such a person should be regarded with skepticism and caution, as they are known to betray trust and exploit others for personal gain.
Be cautious when dealing with Mark; he's known as a "loft ninja" around here. He has a history of lying, stealing, and cheating to get ahead, so it's best not to trust him with important matters.
by Kile Doon August 13, 2023
person 1: Dude what happened to your fries?
Person 2: KYLI????
person 3: You are officially a fri ninja! xD
Person 2: KYLI????
person 3: You are officially a fri ninja! xD
by Kyli: FRI NINJA OF NINJIALITY! September 25, 2011
docking is the act of putting something in your urethra. In layman's term, its the act of shoving a dildo up your penis hole. a ninja docker is some one who puts their penis up another penis so fast that the other person doesnt even feel it or know what just happened.
guy 1: i'm not sure what just happened but wow does my penis feel awesome.
guy 2: dude you just got ninjadocked
or
look at that dude he is such a ninja docker
guy 2: dude you just got ninjadocked
or
look at that dude he is such a ninja docker
by Dr McNinjaDocker September 22, 2011
by Glock42 January 13, 2016
When a girl starts an argument and some how turns it around to be your fault regardless and then you begin to think it was your fault all along.
I totally pulled a head ninja on mark the other day over the $9000 Gucci bill. I told him if he stayed home with me more I wouldnt spend as much money, so then he started crying and apologizing for not being around as much.
by QueenHeadNinja December 04, 2009