tits on a nun

Nuns take a vow of chastity so tits on a nun are useless because you can't feel them.

He is as useless as tits on a nun.

by answerme1211 July 2, 2012

Bitch Tits

When a male subject is being emotional, high maintenance, or just plain bitchy.

"Gee, I think that Brian has his bitch tits on today, he has been verbally abusive the entire day"

by Tiffany June 18, 2006

Public tit

The social welfare system of the State. Often used in the pejorative context to refer to lazy, uneducated citizens who desire to "milk" the freebies of government until they're forced to work, or expel another child into the world.

Shauntaye's been sucking off the public tit for 5 years now cuz she donno who da bebbe daddy is!

by skygod74 May 7, 2007

Tit Salt

Tits that have lots of dry salt dried up on them from!

salt that makes the perfect pair not perfect!

dude look at that tit salt

by salty tit salt captain February 17, 2010

tits muffins

An exclamatory phrase used under situations of extreme excitement, usually involving alcohol usage.

Mike: Dude, I just bonged four beers!
Alex: TITS MUFFINS!

by Jon Richalds January 5, 2009

tit torture

Burning a girl's breasts with a soldering iron to make kewl designs or write words like "slut" and "fist me" across her sexy tit skin. Very permanent, can't even be removed surgically. A good fun way to leave your mark on the world, so to speak.

After I tied her to her bed and raped her for a few hours, I burned "#32" right across her right breast with a soldering iron. She'll never forget me!

by Stephie Longhorn February 16, 2004

Tit Titan

Warriors of the 1800s who used their tits of justice, turned out though that they where really homosexual males with plastic surgery...

The last Tit Titan is Keanu Reeves

by Strider January 22, 2005