Dad

A person that left your life when you were a kid

“My dad never came home with the milk,so I’ll go look for him.”

by Kitty_Kat08 January 29, 2022

pterodactyl dad

Male version of helicopter mom. Overly protective father.

He is such a pterodactyl dad, he won't stop micromanaging his daughter.

by GingerMarlin December 18, 2021

Dad Lattergrass

A werewolf from the 70's.

That Dad Lattergrass really pities da fools.

by The definitions offspring February 26, 2023

Dad

The guy that left for milk 13 years ago

"Dad, where are you going?"
"Just getting some milk, son."

by TheOnlyTwo December 2, 2020

ur dad

gone

ur dad left to get some milk

by just_some_dude- September 18, 2023

Dad

Whats a dad?

Mom:wheres your dad

Me: oh he went to get some milk

by That ugly man October 22, 2019

Angry Dad

A Angry Dad is a shooter, a style of cocktail, or mixed alcoholic beverage, intended to be consumed in one shot.

Ingredients: 1/2 shot cafe tequila, 1/2 shot Stone's Ginger Wine

They were some delicious Angry Dads you whipped up last night Geoff!

by Frano collins March 14, 2019